Dear Miss Leopard print Leotard disaster at the gym,
Your choice in attire is unfathomable, you nipplullar exposure distasteful. At your best you are a walking warning sign. A multifaceted DON’T. A handbook of apparel rules and regulations at the gym wouldn’t help you, an extreme makeover show wouldn’t be enough. All we can do is pray and hope that a miracle happens. Even with the Kaleidoscope hypnotic effect your outfit has on me I could still drop kick you in a moment of “temporary insanity”. So for the love of god and mankind…please be a hero! Save us all from the visual of your sagging bits prancing on the treadmill in this contemptible get up.
Sincerely,
Disgruntled at the gym
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3 comments:
That's hilarious! Prancing!!! In leotards at that. Any type of private part exposure meets with the harshest of punishment. Know how you look before stepping outside.
Any obscene exposure of a persons anatomy should be met not just with monetary fines, but Incas ration as well. Since this offenses are usually committed by the same people over and over again. I can’t see her going out to some other place and wearing a “normal” outfit.
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