Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Kramer f@cked up in a MAJOR Way

This rascist bigot said some really offensive shit and came on letterman last night to apologize and try to explain his actions. Click here to read the full "apology".
Yes. In some alternate universe this is supposed to make sense!

Thursday, November 09, 2006


To use for your wardrobe, and for the extreme necessities in your kitchen!

This item actually exists for sale on this website at18.50 Euro’s a piece,

Incase you want to give a practical gift this Christmas.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Elections? What Elections? Britney Spears just filed for divorce


Yes. There is a God out there and he has been listening..there were rumors that since she wanted two children she was going to let K-FED father them then leave his ass and I didn't quite believe it..but...ITS TRUE!

She's free..shes freeee...shes freee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is just about the happiest day of the year for me. I wasn't a Britney fan until she started going down the drain(after marrying federjerk)...I didn't know what I had until it was gone...now...I'm all about Britneys comeback...

Awww...poor fed-ex! Maybe Shar Jackson will take him back...NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hate of the day

I hate the word "Palate" because it's mostly used by pretentious people in pretentious situations!

Friday, November 03, 2006

Bowl of water

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."