Monday, September 08, 2008
Friday, September 05, 2008
Improper/Inappropriate use of paperclips.
When people clip 35 sheets of paper with a tiny little paper clip that is stretched out beyond recognition OR when they clip two sheets of paper with a gigantic binder clip. It's all wrong and it flabbergasts and annoys me the same way.
THIS however, is a much more appropriate use of the paper/binder clip. We should all move to Thailand!
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
I'm not mad about Sarah Palins personal life...In fact, I don't care. I think it's irrelevant.... I'm just pissed that as the first potential female vice-president, she's not a much stronger candidate representing all the strong women in the world... Are there any normal women in politics?
Where is Nancy Pelosi when we need her? If she was Republican would they have picked her instead? At least she's normal...as far as we know... ugh! disappointed.
In happier news...Karl Lagerfeld hit the nail on the head with this. I feel the same exact way.
Monday, September 01, 2008
Thursday, August 07, 2008
I'm pretty sure several people in the McCain camp just got pink slips. The Obama- Paris comparison is awesome in theory but surely someone should have noticed that Paris' mom is a contributer and supporter of the senator(McCain) before running the otherwise brilliant ad......
Cheap tactics and propaganda aside, he just got schooled by an heiress who promisses to paint the white house pink, should she "win" the election....
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Sunday, July 06, 2008
Friday, May 30, 2008
At exactly 11:59pm last night, I got "Carried away"...and I savored EVERY moment of the 2hrs and 25minute designer filled eutopic heaven....
It's like a rollercoaster ride and I'm ready to get back on it..... Can't wait to see it again on Sunday...Once you've been to shoe heaven, you have to go back! at least once!
Monday, May 12, 2008
Friday, May 09, 2008
Thursday, May 08, 2008
Thursday, May 01, 2008
Wish me luck
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Sergio Rossis creative director, Edmundo Castillo is in the May 2008 issue of Marie Claire giving tips on how to wear heels...
1. Change heel heights several times a day. Feet and legs shouldn't be allowed to mold themselves to any one shoe shape. (I could try that. I usually take my shoes off while I'm at my desk so I think I have this one covered)
2. Shoes are an emotional accessory; hurt your feet, hurt your feelings (whoa! slow down there...I read about the furniliac...or whatever that person who was loving his patio table is but emotions tied to shoes?? really??)
3. Befriend a salesperson who will tell you if a shoe will actually feel as good as it looks. (The people at the payless in my mall don't give a shit about me)
4. If you feel all the weight in the front of your foot, this heel's your arch enemy- literally.
5. Your foot needs to 'sit' in a shoe. If you can wedge two fingers between your sole- bye,bye
6. Platforms should be no more than one-and-a-half inches high- or you're dangling off a cliff. (I'll definitely be telling this to all my stripper friends. They could add "dangling off a cliff" to their lengthy resumes)
7. Think Cinderella: A heeled shoe must fit perfectly. Faking it with the wrong size will get ugly. (But the size options are so limited at Ross!)
8. Don't shoe shop with swollen feet e.g, when it's hot or right after exercise.
9. To elongate your legs, ankle straps should sit above the ankle bone. (oh men! anyone ever gotten those ankle strap shoes from payless that have elastic straps??? those bitches HURT!)
10. Still wobbling when you walk in your heels? Practice
Alright bitches.. Consider yourselves informed. The question remains: Can you walk in heels? Say it with me: "YES WE CAN!" May these ten steps guide you in the right direction in your future shoe lives.
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Friday, April 18, 2008
Monday, April 14, 2008
I know people like Snoop always have to step out of the box to get noticed on the red carpet but.....did I miss something? He's going country now? Is that what this sheer atrociousness is about? I'm confused
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Sunday, April 06, 2008
Get a stylist ladies! They most certainly can't afford not to get one! Maybe they'll find someone nice who'll give them a two-for-the-price-of-one deal??
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Saturday, March 29, 2008
I leave the house looking decent (it wasn't planned. Pure coincidence). Nothing spectacular but definitely on the cute side and the minute I drive up to Jiffy lube a gentleman stops what he is doing and RUNS up to my car, says hello in the most pleasant of ways and ESCORTS me to the waiting area…On the way to the waiting room they(the knuckle headed employees that were total as*holes the last time I was there) ALL called me ma’am, they thanked me after every sentence, explained exactly what they were doing to my car and asked for my opinion and finally they ALL said goodbye to me..it was almost as good as going to my the old oil change place where I was treated like the princess I am. This goes to prove my point, if you brush your hair and wear a cute outfit, you get better service…It’s not fair but that’s life.
Consider yourselves knowledgeable b*tches…go forth and wear cute clothes!
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Someone at Bad Boy *ahem..Diddy* has got to be able to afford a stylist for these poor girls...Aubrey and Aundrea have worn the same shoes in two separate photo shoots(on 2 separate days this week)....Which would be fine if the shoes were fierce...these shoes are "cute" at best.
they need to bring out their A game now more than ever because they are constantly being photographed while promoting their album...
D. Woods and Shannon look like they are going to the mall, Dawn and Aundrea look like they are about to hit the club while Aubrey...ugh! poor girl
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Ms. Outlandish: So, I’m probably getting $50million dollars which isn’t much. I wanted more. (GOLD DIGGING HEFFER)
Sylist: Yeah. That’s a b*tch…that A-hole! We have to make you look fierce. Let’s show him how hot you truly are.
Ms. Outlandish: YEAH!
Stylist: I know, lets put you in a clown outfit…BUT! With a twist. We’ll make it look like you are wearing a 70s suit. Maybe a Zoot suit? Nah. That’s too much..I’ll tone it down. You’ll be HOTT!
She showed to court looking like that. The judge gave her one look and awarded $24million dollars. Why? Because clowns don’t need $50 million!
Ps: Ms. Outlandish, Fire your stylist!! Wearing bright red lipstick with bright red eyeshadow is a crime against fashion..but THAT outfit is a crime against humanity.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Anyone who even remotely knows me, knows that I'm a sucker for all things girly and brainless…chick flicks, chick music, angry girl music…you name it, I'm all about it… In fact, one of my favorite movies of all time is '10 things I hate about you'….R.I.P Heath Ledger…
The Danity Kane album came out yesterday and I have been going crazy trying to find it because it seems to be sold out everywhere…I went to target yesterday and the general manager told me that it's probably not on the shelf because a lot of people called in sick…
um??? I didn't get it…but I'm assuming he meant, to say "go fuck yourself"
So I decide that I'm getting it today come rain or shine! it is actually raining today. How fitting!
along with liking girly knick knacks, I also like being able to sample shiz before it's reviewed. That way, I can have an honest opinion of my investment….If I read a movie/music review before I listen to the album or watch the movie, I freak out and don't watch it…why? Most chick flicks/albums get a C grade…but if I've already bought the album and it gets a C rating??? Who gives a shit? I LOVE it! I'm a little screwy I must admit.... I didn't watch 27 dresses because I waited too long to go see it and by then I'd heard that it wasn't that great of a movie…I still regret not seeing it opening weekend…but I digress
Anyway, I go to another target today and it's sold out there too, then to Barnes and Noble and its sold out there…so I drive to the ghetto mall knowing it couldn't be sold out there and sure enough, it's not…at the checkout counter, I'm talking to the douche and telling him how I've been everywhere and couldn't find the album and he says to me:
"I know, it's sold out everywhere! I'm surprised we still have it at this store. Yesterday I went to about three targets before I found it and even then it was one of the last copies" um…….I'm I missing something? I don't get it….how and why would he go to target if he works at F.Y.E??? Even worse, why would he go to THREE different targets??? Who is this idiot and why I'm I trusting him to correctly run my credit card transaction??? Where is his baby sitter?
Welcome to the Dollhouse is a great dance album…I'm loving it…so far…I haven't listened to the entire CD yet...But so far…it's awesome….I love my brainless chick music…
I could be brainy and use big words, watch intelligent movies, read boring books and prove to the world that I'm super smart, a genius in fact…or I could have subscriptions to Instyle magazine,Vogue, Bazaar magazine and Marie Claire, listen to Danity Kane, watch "my fair brady" religiously all the while maintaining a 4.0 and being the fabulous person that I am now….. I think I'll stay the same and let my work speak for itself. Part of being a genius is being able to switch it on and off.
PS: I love how Diddy doesn't let the world forget that he is the queen B of bad boy….all his little snippets are thrilling …. NOT!
Oh yeah, if you're wondering, I just justified my purchase of the Danity Kane album...I love blogging
Monday, March 17, 2008
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Friday, March 14, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
I'm leaning towards skinny jeans..but I'm not sure yet... will update later.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Monday, February 04, 2008
Sunday, February 03, 2008
Please don't kill the black tights and platform mary-janes trend..... When all else fails, my black tights always look fab!
All my love,
PS: I can't wait for the day you get rid of ALL kinds of animal prints!!
Saturday, February 02, 2008
I know...you're pretty new at this whole "college gig" thing...but cut the crap!!
I don't have time to do little assignments every week just to make sure that YOU know I read the chapter before class....you categorically SUCK!
Oh yeah FYI, I hate you!
- Irritated student.
Friday, January 25, 2008
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Monday, January 14, 2008
things I hate at the moment:
1. All the music in my ipod.
2. these last 5 lbs that wont go anywhere...AAAAAA
3. the fact that everything requires patience (which I dont have)
4. pull ups (long story)
best part of my day:
1. Finding out about the new OPI colors coming up in the spring...we are going from Russia to India....thanx trixie