Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Tip of the day: Simplicity

When in doubt, always go for the simple chic look.

Friday, April 25, 2008

This is what happens when an elf moves to India

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't make this shiz up!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Perfectly symmetrical?

So the love of my life comes into my office this evening while I am hard at work on my facebook page. Right after he kisses me hello, he says "HAH! Your zit is perfectly symmetrical. It's perfect!" and walks away like it's not a big deal................. CRINGE!!!!!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Can you walk in heels?

Sergio Rossis creative director, Edmundo Castillo is in the May 2008 issue of Marie Claire giving tips on how to wear heels...

1. Change heel heights several times a day. Feet and legs shouldn't be allowed to mold themselves to any one shoe shape. (I could try that. I usually take my shoes off while I'm at my desk so I think I have this one covered)
2. Shoes are an emotional accessory; hurt your feet, hurt your feelings (whoa! slow down there...I read about the furniliac...or whatever that person who was loving his patio table is but emotions tied to shoes?? really??)
3. Befriend a salesperson who will tell you if a shoe will actually feel as good as it looks. (The people at the payless in my mall don't give a shit about me)
4. If you feel all the weight in the front of your foot, this heel's your arch enemy- literally.
5. Your foot needs to 'sit' in a shoe. If you can wedge two fingers between your sole- bye,bye
6. Platforms should be no more than one-and-a-half inches high- or you're dangling off a cliff. (I'll definitely be telling this to all my stripper friends. They could add "dangling off a cliff" to their lengthy resumes)
7. Think Cinderella: A heeled shoe must fit perfectly. Faking it with the wrong size will get ugly. (But the size options are so limited at Ross!)
8. Don't shoe shop with swollen feet e.g, when it's hot or right after exercise.
9. To elongate your legs, ankle straps should sit above the ankle bone. (oh men! anyone ever gotten those ankle strap shoes from payless that have elastic straps??? those bitches HURT!)
10. Still wobbling when you walk in your heels? Practice

Alright bitches.. Consider yourselves informed. The question remains: Can you walk in heels? Say it with me: "YES WE CAN!" May these ten steps guide you in the right direction in your future shoe lives.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Jason Mraz

I'm about to get on a 3.5hour road trip to see Jason Mraz and I'm psyched!!! So happy...Not only is he amazingly talented, he's also hot! aha! so happy! I probably shouldn't be going on freaking road trip 2 weeks before the finals but who cares..I love him!
UPDATE: The show was awesome! he is so humble and down to earth he was in line before the show jugling and doing "majic" tricks, dancing with people..twirling girls around...signing autographs just being plain goofy...bushwala opened for him... Justinkredible was there too it wasn't as good as his show at tech..but definitely worth the 7hrs(to and from) on the road....

Friday, April 18, 2008

First Balenciaga, then Bakers and now Steve Madden?

This is disgusting! Why is everyone making a knock off of this shoe??? Next thing you know Charlotte Russe will have their version of this craziness! WHY ??? WHY??? WHY??

Monday, April 14, 2008

umm?? Did I miss something??

I know people like Snoop always have to step out of the box to get noticed on the red carpet but.....did I miss something? He's going country now? Is that what this sheer atrociousness is about? I'm confused

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Sunday, April 06, 2008

A hideous shirt convention

The Simmons sisters are 'wholesome' girls and I hate to be the one to talk shit about them but WTF? They've been in the public eye long enough to know that they need to hire a stylist. 90% of the outfits they wear on the red carpet are crap. Pure unadulterated crap. These outfits from last night however are on another level of hideousnesly inappropriate! Where the hell did Angelas top come from? Don't they live in New York? They should do themselves a favor and people watch.... Maybe then they'd realize that their two shirts were never really a part of any trend....

Get a stylist ladies! They most certainly can't afford not to get one! Maybe they'll find someone nice who'll give them a two-for-the-price-of-one deal??