thought of the week

"Screw ambition! When I grow up, I want to be a kept wife"

I'm having one of those weeks when I wish I was content with being someones trophy. Damn you ambition!

to bodysuit or not to bodysuit? THAT is the question

Back in 1986, Donna Karan started th leotard sans pants trend that expanded from the runway to both high and low fashions. Fast forward to 2009 and here I am, getting ready to be the original lady gaga aka the wildly androgenous Ms. Grace Jones and I think it's funny that everything I need for the look already exists in my closet.

There’s no doubt that a leotard sans pants is sexy. The bodysuit’s real appeal lies in its streamlined simplicity. It's back with a HUGE shibang! Nicole Phelps at syle.com says "Wear it solo for sleek lines, or layer on a blazer or a pencil skirt, as Francesco Scognamiglio and Hussein Chalayan did, respectively, on their Spring catwalks. Celine’s Phoebe Philo and Stella McCartney, both champions of practical chic, showed one-pieces this season. And Karan herself put Sasha Pivovarova in a sleeveless version with a breezy skirt."

So...to bodysuit or not to bodysuit? it's your perogative fashionistas. Caution to the wise: You've got to know when to walk away. Watch the scale. Know what works for you.

It's back, live it, love it, breath it. Enjoy.

Happy Halloween

From the John Galliano Fall 2009 Ready_to_wear collection..... It buffles me that this is actually considered street ready...the whole collection for that matter...

My Mr-AZ

I'm dreaming of sleeping next to you

I'm feeling like a lost little boy in a brand new town

I'm counting my sheep and each one that passes is another dream to ashes and they all fall down.

And as I lay me down tonight,

I close my eyes,

what a beautiful sight

Sleeping to dream about you

And I'm so tired of having to live without you

But I don't mind.

Sleeping to dream about you and I'm so tired....

I woke up in the ditches.

I hit the light and I thought you might be here but you were nowhere.

(You were nowhere)Well, you were nowhere at home.

As I lay me back to sleep Lord I pray that I can keep

Sleeping to dream about you

And I'm so tired of having to live without you

Well, I don't mind

Sleeping to dream about you and I'm so tired

(Just a little a lullaby to keep myself from crying myself to sleep at night.)

Sleeping to dream about you

I'm so tired of having to live without you

Well, I don't mind

Sleeping to dream about you and I'm so tired

When I'm sad, I listen to Jason Mraz and he makes me happy. When I'm happy and I need to celebrate my happiness, I listen to Jason Mraz and he keeps me happy. So my motto in life is "when all else fails, listen to Mr. AZ." All else has failed me this week thats why I'm drinking my third beer and listening to my Mr. AZ.

irritated

Having a random conversation with a co-worker this morning when she randomly decided to ask me whether I'm pregnant.. WTF kind of retarded ass question is that? If I was and didn't want to talk to her about it, I would be offended...Even more offensive is the fact that I'm NOT pregnant, I'm 5"5, 120pounds and DEFINITELY not pregnant...

Since my ego took a hit, I decided to find a picture of my FINE FIT ASS and put it up...thats all....ugh! totally took a dump on my day! inconsiderate mofo!

Quote of the day (or my life)

"After putting up with all this %@%$%$ at this point I think I deserve it."

Foolishness

Lowly paid: **working on a project at the den (Satans offcourse). Typing away. Kicking ass and taking names while I’m at it. Get a notification about an incoming email but I’m busy..I’ll check in a bit**

UGH: Hey Lowly paid, did you read the email I sent you about 5 minutes ago

Lowly paid: Not as yet Ms. Ugh, Is it an emergency?

UGH: No. Not really. Take your time.

Lowly Paid: Oh ok...Thanks…I will look at it in a few minutes.

WTF is wrong with people? If it’s not an emergency and it’s only literally been 5 minutes, why did you come into my space to inquire about it? Isn’t the whole point of email so that we DON’T have to talk about it…corporate foolery much?