Priscilla, oh, Priscilla

I haven't worked at Hellz Kitchen in about 9 months and I get a call from Priscilla (the replacement aka the new PA) and this is how the conversation goes:

Me: Hello

P: Hey there how are you?

Me: Good

P: Question for ya

Me: ok

P: Mr. Orange Conhead from Monkeys Inc hasn't shown up to work in over a week and they are getting worried about him. The number we have on file is an old number for him but I see here that you sent him a new ATM last March

Me: ATM? Whats an ATM?

P: Acknowledgement of Terms of Employment

Me: oh u mean ATE?

P: Yes. Anyway the phone number we have on file is from 2003 and im wondering whether you would know where I could find an updated number for him.

Me: oh ok. Please hold as I pull up my Rolodex that I keep with past employees from companies that I dont even work for anymore......

WHAT AN IDIOT!