Monday, July 17, 2006

Fashion criminal

Dear Miss Leopard print Leotard disaster at the gym,

Your choice in attire is unfathomable, you nipplullar exposure distasteful. At your best you are a walking warning sign. A multifaceted DON’T. A handbook of apparel rules and regulations at the gym wouldn’t help you, an extreme makeover show wouldn’t be enough. All we can do is pray and hope that a miracle happens. Even with the Kaleidoscope hypnotic effect your outfit has on me I could still drop kick you in a moment of “temporary insanity”. So for the love of god and mankind…please be a hero! Save us all from the visual of your sagging bits prancing on the treadmill in this contemptible get up.

Sincerely,

Disgruntled at the gym

3 comments:

Tommy said...

That's hilarious! Prancing!!! In leotards at that. Any type of private part exposure meets with the harshest of punishment. Know how you look before stepping outside.

Nataleesthot said...

Any obscene exposure of a persons anatomy should be met not just with monetary fines, but Incas ration as well. Since this offenses are usually committed by the same people over and over again. I can’t see her going out to some other place and wearing a “normal” outfit.

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