Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Ode to my money maker

Oh hail thee queen of Sheba
You selfish,nausea inducing sycophantic freak.
Even when you kiss my ass I know you’re not being true
Hail thee Morticia Adams.
You ravenous female dog
You think you’re exciting but I say you’re mind-numbing
For all the hell you are putting me through
Hail to the mother of all evil,
The daughter of Sodom and Gomorrah
The reason behind my anger.
Hail you who encompasses malevolence
The principle of the underworld
The director of scum.
For all the obscenities I can’t spew your way
For all the wasteful tasks I’ve had to complete,
For your incompetent, ineffectual hogwash

Oh hail thee Queen of Sheba!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I get what you're saying.

angry, atrocious, bad, baneful, base, beastly, bitchy, calamitous, corrupt, damnable, depraved, destructive, disastrous, execrable, flagitious, foul, harmful, hateful, heinous, hideous, iniquitous, injurious, loathsome, low, maleficent, malevolent, malicious, malignant, nefarious, no good, obscene, offensive, pernicious, poison, rancorous, reprobate, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, sinful, spiteful, stinking, ugly, unpleasant, unpropitious, vicious, vile, villainous, wicked, wrathful, wrong

As it relates to Satan =
Beelzebub, Evil One, Lucifer, Mephistopheles, Satan, adversary, archfiend, beast, brute, common enemy, dastard, diablo, dybbuk, enfant terrible*, fiend, hellion, imp, knave, monster, ogre, rogue, scamp, scoundrel, sin, the Dickens, villain

But I feel you Mo. I'm glad you were able to get that out of your system.